We focus on conserving fossil fuels, but when we run, we want to burn as many calories as possible. Why can't we use the energy we waste so thoroughly in exercise to fuel our cars and homes? Here are some brainstorming ideas on how to make this work:
1) Prisoners - can we make them run treadmills? Couldn't the energy created power a small city?
2) Non-functioning humans - this is a little non-PC, but hey, what are we to do with our family members that we just can't pull the plug on? You still want to visit them. You are too selfish to do the right thing and make that decision to let them go. And they are probably taking up good health care money. So let's somehow use them as organic batteries.
You want to save the earth? Step up to the plate and do something. I'm definitely going to put in my living will to make a Duracell out of me.
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